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Friday, May 7, 2010
Thursday, April 22, 2010
Faking News- IPL
This post is an inspiration from fakingnews website where lots of spoof articles are found on current happenings. Note: I have nothing against IPL
DC vs CSK Semi fixed
The highly rated DC vs CSK Semi Final, which concluded a short while ago, has come under the scanner of SBI, the investigation agency. Reports have been pouring in that the match was clearly fixed and shockingly, the players themselves have come out and accepted the same. Almost all the players voiced the same opinion that as the IPL chairman Malit Lodi is about to be sacked, they have decided to reveal the fixing episode.
First signs of fixing were noticed by the SBI team when they saw Dhoni complaining that he lost his mobile, during every match. "We simply could not believe that a person can be stupid enough to lose so many mobiles during IPL season, that cannot be just a coincidence", said the chief of SBI, speaking exclusively to Faking News.
With the players eager to reveal all the fixing info we ran for the main suspect himself, M S Dhoni who said, "We know its tough to win against Deccan Chargers, they have been winning continuously. So, I met the team and offered them Maxx mobiles, one each, but had to accept the demand for 2 mobiles by Symonds(laughing)"
But, can a Maxx mobile have so much influence on the players? Dhoni didn't think so either and so he ran back to the DC dressing room and shouted, " Are you INQ?". That's right, he offered them AIRCEL pocket internet connection as well. Now that's something you cannot say no to!
Reports have been pouring in that Dhoni met the Mumbai Indians team as well and he has offered Orient PSPO fans. Its summer and Dhoni knows his audience!
DC vs CSK Semi fixed
The highly rated DC vs CSK Semi Final, which concluded a short while ago, has come under the scanner of SBI, the investigation agency. Reports have been pouring in that the match was clearly fixed and shockingly, the players themselves have come out and accepted the same. Almost all the players voiced the same opinion that as the IPL chairman Malit Lodi is about to be sacked, they have decided to reveal the fixing episode.
First signs of fixing were noticed by the SBI team when they saw Dhoni complaining that he lost his mobile, during every match. "We simply could not believe that a person can be stupid enough to lose so many mobiles during IPL season, that cannot be just a coincidence", said the chief of SBI, speaking exclusively to Faking News.
With the players eager to reveal all the fixing info we ran for the main suspect himself, M S Dhoni who said, "We know its tough to win against Deccan Chargers, they have been winning continuously. So, I met the team and offered them Maxx mobiles, one each, but had to accept the demand for 2 mobiles by Symonds(laughing)"
But, can a Maxx mobile have so much influence on the players? Dhoni didn't think so either and so he ran back to the DC dressing room and shouted, " Are you INQ?". That's right, he offered them AIRCEL pocket internet connection as well. Now that's something you cannot say no to!
Reports have been pouring in that Dhoni met the Mumbai Indians team as well and he has offered Orient PSPO fans. Its summer and Dhoni knows his audience!
Friday, April 16, 2010
India at T20 WC
In a few days, the all dramatic IPL comes to an end and not long after, the real action kicks off with T20 world cup in West Indies. Though we have a poor record playing there in recent times, I hope the team comes good. The selectors have done their job and picked the squad. Lets see what they went for and why!
MS Dhoni (capt & wk), Virender Sehwag, Gautam Gambhir, Yuvraj Singh, Suresh Raina, Yusuf Pathan, Dinesh Karthik, Ravindra Jadeja, Zaheer Khan, Praveen Kumar, Ashish Nehra, Harbhajan Singh, Piyush Chawla, Vinay Kumar, Rohit Sharma
My Starting 11: MS Dhoni (capt & wk), Virender Sehwag, Gautam Gambhir, Yuvraj Singh, Suresh Raina, Rohit Sharma, Yusuf Pathan, , Ravindra Jadeja, Zaheer Khan, Ashish Nehra, Harbhajan Singh
MS Dhoni (capt & wk): Though he plays some uncanny shots(:D), he is a very good batsman and the best captain in recent times. Analyzes the situation well, never loses calm and brings out the results so a very obvious pick in the side and for captaincy.
Virender Sehwag: Hes like Adam Gilchrist for DC. When he gets going, the powerplay itself can produce 80 runs. Though am not sure if his bowling can be used on Windies pitches, he is a must pick for his batting.
Gautam Gambhir: My favorite batsman,lately. Plays real intelligent shots and has the potential to bat for more than 10 overs. My 1st choice opener and a definite pick.
Yuvraj Singh: 36 runs in an over; so, hes in!
Suresh Raina: Needs to bring his CSK form to national team. Has immense potential. Can keep the run rate flying with his sixes. Decent bowler as well. Excellent fielder. In!
Rohit Sharma: Finisher! Can fire in the end overs and put a high score on board when batting first or chase a high required rate as well. Excellent fielder and he too needs to take his IPL form to national level. In!
Yousuf Pathan: Afridi of India! Deals in sixes when required and a useful middle order batsman for quick scoring.
Ravindra Jadeja: Can play a stable innings when required in the middle order. Useful in bowling too. All rounders are the need of the day and so hes in!
Harbhajan Singh: The only full time spinner I picked because Windies pitches offer a lot to pacers. He can swing the bat too! Will be a useful bowler to keep run rate in check and pick 1 or 2 wickets as well.
Zaheer Khan: First choice pacer for us and has huge responsibility to perform well as the pitches favor pacers a lot.
Ashish Nehra: Hes not a sure shot pick and finds competition from Praveen Kumar as Nehra is a lefty again like Zaheer. But he can bowl economically while Praveen may not be consistent with his economy rate.
If our batsmen click, considering we have 7 good ones, we can go on to win this one! Lets hope for the best and cheer them!
Players I would've liked to find in the squad: Pragyan Ojha, RP Singh, Murali Karthik
MS Dhoni (capt & wk), Virender Sehwag, Gautam Gambhir, Yuvraj Singh, Suresh Raina, Yusuf Pathan, Dinesh Karthik, Ravindra Jadeja, Zaheer Khan, Praveen Kumar, Ashish Nehra, Harbhajan Singh, Piyush Chawla, Vinay Kumar, Rohit Sharma
My Starting 11: MS Dhoni (capt & wk), Virender Sehwag, Gautam Gambhir, Yuvraj Singh, Suresh Raina, Rohit Sharma, Yusuf Pathan, , Ravindra Jadeja, Zaheer Khan, Ashish Nehra, Harbhajan Singh
MS Dhoni (capt & wk): Though he plays some uncanny shots(:D), he is a very good batsman and the best captain in recent times. Analyzes the situation well, never loses calm and brings out the results so a very obvious pick in the side and for captaincy.
Virender Sehwag: Hes like Adam Gilchrist for DC. When he gets going, the powerplay itself can produce 80 runs. Though am not sure if his bowling can be used on Windies pitches, he is a must pick for his batting.
Gautam Gambhir: My favorite batsman,lately. Plays real intelligent shots and has the potential to bat for more than 10 overs. My 1st choice opener and a definite pick.
Yuvraj Singh: 36 runs in an over; so, hes in!
Suresh Raina: Needs to bring his CSK form to national team. Has immense potential. Can keep the run rate flying with his sixes. Decent bowler as well. Excellent fielder. In!
Rohit Sharma: Finisher! Can fire in the end overs and put a high score on board when batting first or chase a high required rate as well. Excellent fielder and he too needs to take his IPL form to national level. In!
Yousuf Pathan: Afridi of India! Deals in sixes when required and a useful middle order batsman for quick scoring.
Ravindra Jadeja: Can play a stable innings when required in the middle order. Useful in bowling too. All rounders are the need of the day and so hes in!
Harbhajan Singh: The only full time spinner I picked because Windies pitches offer a lot to pacers. He can swing the bat too! Will be a useful bowler to keep run rate in check and pick 1 or 2 wickets as well.
Zaheer Khan: First choice pacer for us and has huge responsibility to perform well as the pitches favor pacers a lot.
Ashish Nehra: Hes not a sure shot pick and finds competition from Praveen Kumar as Nehra is a lefty again like Zaheer. But he can bowl economically while Praveen may not be consistent with his economy rate.
If our batsmen click, considering we have 7 good ones, we can go on to win this one! Lets hope for the best and cheer them!
Players I would've liked to find in the squad: Pragyan Ojha, RP Singh, Murali Karthik
But Why!
I recently bumped into a question in "How should we behave in a 5 star restaurant?". At first I thought it was a decent question but then after giving it some thought I wondered "Do we need to act?"
I mean we are the ones paying for the overpriced food and the tax(which equals the food price elsewhere). Who are we supposed to impress! Why cant we behave like we do in any other place!
Its the waiters who have to worry about everything they say or do to maintain the decorum of the place. Should we join them! Cant we eat like we always do, talk like we always do!
Why is calling the waiter "Bhaiyya" a sin suddenly! Why are our own languages disturbing on our own land!
Its totally understandable if you need to impress the persons accompanying you or sitting next to your table (you know what I mean). Otherwise whats the point!
Thats my take on it. No offense meant to regulars (am not one).
I mean we are the ones paying for the overpriced food and the tax(which equals the food price elsewhere). Who are we supposed to impress! Why cant we behave like we do in any other place!
Its the waiters who have to worry about everything they say or do to maintain the decorum of the place. Should we join them! Cant we eat like we always do, talk like we always do!
Why is calling the waiter "Bhaiyya" a sin suddenly! Why are our own languages disturbing on our own land!
Its totally understandable if you need to impress the persons accompanying you or sitting next to your table (you know what I mean). Otherwise whats the point!
Thats my take on it. No offense meant to regulars (am not one).
Monday, March 15, 2010
XIMB GDPI
I was waiting outside the room, chatting with a girl about the probable questions based on the feedback given by candidates who came out earlier. 2 of them were asked major cities in Orissa. This girl said that she knows only Bhubaneshwar(college unnadhe akkada adhi telikunda ela untundi :P). I said I know Bhubaneshwar and Cuttack(antha kante manaki matram em telisi chachindile). I was called in.
3 people were present sitting far from each other.(kottukunnaremo)
Good Morning Sirs!
Good Morning Sudheer! Sit down please!
Thank You Sir!
So, Sudheer tell me something about yourself
I am Sudheer(vaallaki telsule) Sir. I did my schooling at Hyderabad till 12th.
Louder! Are you nervous?
A bit Sir.This is my 1st bschool GDPI
Well you need not be (cha naaku istam mari)
I am in my final year of graduation-Chemical Engineering from BITS Pilani Goa Campus. Currently I am working at Ultratech Cements in Anantapur dist. of A.P. as part of curriculum; its called Practice School 2.
Sudheer, I find your performance a bit amazing. Is this 6.29 out of 10 or 8?
10 Sir
How many students are there in your class?
Around 60 Sir
That means you'll be among 20 from the last?
Yes Sir 15-20 from the last
Why is that? You had 94.8 and 95.8 in boards.
Complacent nature because of joining a reputed college and staying away from home for the first time.
So you enjoyed!
First year performance was abysmal Sir. I tried to pick up from there and will end up with 6.94 by the time I graduate.
You went to beaches and all?
No Sir. I went to beach only once and lost my phone so never went again (they laughed; naa phone pothe meeku navostunda :x)
What will be your next performance based on these figures? Tell me as a maths student.
It'll improve Sir. First it increased from 10th to 12th then it decreased so the pattern says it should increase (navveskunnaru)
What do you expect your CG would be out of 8 at XIMB?
7 Sir
Thats Ambitious! Where does Chemical Engineering fit in a cement industry? (industry lo kaaka intlo untunda pani)
Chemical Engineers are required in any industry involving large scale processes with heat and mass transfer.
What are the major problems faced by a cement industry?
In the place where i am working..
No tell me general problems.. You must've gone around the plant, right?
Yes Sir. Managing human resources is a problem and sometimes they have to shut down whole plant for maintenance.
They do that?
Yes Sir they shut it down 35 days a year
So what is the 2nd law of Thermodynamics? (adigesava karma)
*Blank look-trying to remember something which is not even there*
Ok tell me the 1st law atleast (Cha teliste 2nd law ki cheppesevadini numbers pattimpu peddhaga ledhu manaki)
*Same blank look and long pause; mind lo energy conservation etc. running but didnt speak up*
Ok why do you want to do an MBA now?
*Answer secret* :P
But you'll know that when you work for a while say 1 or 2 years
Yes Sir but *secret* :P
What are your interests?
Playing and watching football, reading some books
Which position do you play?
Defense
Where? (vinapadaleda cheppaga)
Defense
I mean the position (adha nee godava)
Centre back
Do you know ***** (gurtuledu)
No Sir
You are preparing for MBA and you dont know that author? (maradhe teliyalani rule undha)
No Sir
What is the last book you read?
Seven Habits of Highly Effective People (sagam kuda chadavaledu aa habits enti ani adigunte padedhi bokka)
Aah your coaching institute must ve told you
No Sir a lecturer from BITS
Who wrote that book?
Stephen Covey Sir
What does he do?
He was a Harvard graduate and Professor
How many rupees is a dollar?
American dollar Sir? (:P)
Yes American
40 to 45 Sir
You may as well say 1 to 100 (ani navveskunnadu kullu joke)
Around 45 Sir
Who decides that? RBI? Obama? Who?
It varies depending on the inflation in these countries Sir and the foreign exchange
Thank You Sudheer!
Thank You Sirs!
3 people were present sitting far from each other.(kottukunnaremo)
Good Morning Sirs!
Good Morning Sudheer! Sit down please!
Thank You Sir!
So, Sudheer tell me something about yourself
I am Sudheer(vaallaki telsule) Sir. I did my schooling at Hyderabad till 12th.
Louder! Are you nervous?
A bit Sir.This is my 1st bschool GDPI
Well you need not be (cha naaku istam mari)
I am in my final year of graduation-Chemical Engineering from BITS Pilani Goa Campus. Currently I am working at Ultratech Cements in Anantapur dist. of A.P. as part of curriculum; its called Practice School 2.
Sudheer, I find your performance a bit amazing. Is this 6.29 out of 10 or 8?
10 Sir
How many students are there in your class?
Around 60 Sir
That means you'll be among 20 from the last?
Yes Sir 15-20 from the last
Why is that? You had 94.8 and 95.8 in boards.
Complacent nature because of joining a reputed college and staying away from home for the first time.
So you enjoyed!
First year performance was abysmal Sir. I tried to pick up from there and will end up with 6.94 by the time I graduate.
You went to beaches and all?
No Sir. I went to beach only once and lost my phone so never went again (they laughed; naa phone pothe meeku navostunda :x)
What will be your next performance based on these figures? Tell me as a maths student.
It'll improve Sir. First it increased from 10th to 12th then it decreased so the pattern says it should increase (navveskunnaru)
What do you expect your CG would be out of 8 at XIMB?
7 Sir
Thats Ambitious! Where does Chemical Engineering fit in a cement industry? (industry lo kaaka intlo untunda pani)
Chemical Engineers are required in any industry involving large scale processes with heat and mass transfer.
What are the major problems faced by a cement industry?
In the place where i am working..
No tell me general problems.. You must've gone around the plant, right?
Yes Sir. Managing human resources is a problem and sometimes they have to shut down whole plant for maintenance.
They do that?
Yes Sir they shut it down 35 days a year
So what is the 2nd law of Thermodynamics? (adigesava karma)
*Blank look-trying to remember something which is not even there*
Ok tell me the 1st law atleast (Cha teliste 2nd law ki cheppesevadini numbers pattimpu peddhaga ledhu manaki)
*Same blank look and long pause; mind lo energy conservation etc. running but didnt speak up*
Ok why do you want to do an MBA now?
*Answer secret* :P
But you'll know that when you work for a while say 1 or 2 years
Yes Sir but *secret* :P
What are your interests?
Playing and watching football, reading some books
Which position do you play?
Defense
Where? (vinapadaleda cheppaga)
Defense
I mean the position (adha nee godava)
Centre back
Do you know ***** (gurtuledu)
No Sir
You are preparing for MBA and you dont know that author? (maradhe teliyalani rule undha)
No Sir
What is the last book you read?
Seven Habits of Highly Effective People (sagam kuda chadavaledu aa habits enti ani adigunte padedhi bokka)
Aah your coaching institute must ve told you
No Sir a lecturer from BITS
Who wrote that book?
Stephen Covey Sir
What does he do?
He was a Harvard graduate and Professor
How many rupees is a dollar?
American dollar Sir? (:P)
Yes American
40 to 45 Sir
You may as well say 1 to 100 (ani navveskunnadu kullu joke)
Around 45 Sir
Who decides that? RBI? Obama? Who?
It varies depending on the inflation in these countries Sir and the foreign exchange
Thank You Sudheer!
Thank You Sirs!
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