Sudheer-Magadheera

Don't know why IIMs are so kind to me that they don't want me to take the trouble of traveling to attend their GD-PI sessions. Instead of accepting defeat for conducting CAT so horribly they now are making things worse by showing that even they lost belief in their own exam. They came up with weird shortlisting criteria and God knows why we had to write CAT in first place when people above 99.9 are still waiting for a single call! The rest of the post is a movie spoof and is in Telugu.

Me: M(Magadheera) IIM Representative: S (Sher Khan)

S: Mocks lo King. 100 percentile thaggani peddha veerudu.. Maansingh nuvvu cheppina charitra uttha burra katha ani ippude nirupista chudu... Ey Bhairava neeku okka call kuda rakunda chustanani maaticha... CAT voucher konakunda naa kaallaki salaam kotti po... ninnu GRE tho vadilesta

M: Nenu neeku maatistunna Sher Khan... Aa CAT paper rayanivvu ninnu nee IIM janalni praanalatho odilesta

S: Naaku prana bhiksha pedatava! Khuda hu main! Nee ontlo roshamunte nee kathalo nijamunte slots lo toughest slot neekista 100% kottu IIMA lo seat neeke ichesta

M: Evaru cheyaleni questions vetiki maree pampinchu

S: Vaatini chustene nuvvu sagam chastav raa

M: Ekkuvaina parledu lekka thakku kakunda chusko

S: okka question odilina nuvvu odinattera

M: okoka question kaadhu Sher Khan anni questions oke sari immanu

S: ee pogaru maatallo kadhuraa exam lo chupinchu...

S: okati rendu... iravai aidhu... nalabhai... yabhai thommidi... aravai!

M: chaala Sher Khan inko aravai question lu adugutava

S: Shabhash! Bhairava! Intha kalam CAT peru vinte exam ki raakunda unna students ni paper chuste bhayam tho paaripoina vallani chusanra.. question lu raakapoina istamochinatu edokati pette dhairyanni mottamodhati sari chustunna raa!


After results:

S: Bhairava! Kammukuntunna ee kaaru cheekatlu ninnu mingesayani virraveegutunnay raa... nuvvu mande suryudivani vaatiki telidu.... ee roju neeku call raakapovachugaaka kani edoka roju IIM calls anni sadhinchataniki malli CAT rastav raa malli CAT rastav raa Bhairava!


PS: malli raayanu po :P